You Don't Mess with the Zohan


Action / Comedy

Rotten Tomatoes Critics - Rotten 38%
Rotten Tomatoes Audience - Spilled 45%
IMDb Rating 5.5 10 169385


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December 23, 2012 at 10:17 PM



Adam Sandler as Zohan
Kevin James as Hacky Sack Tournament Celebrity Judge
Rob Schneider as Salim
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750.13 MB
23.976 fps
1hr 53 min
P/S 5 / 100
1.55 GB
23.976 fps
1hr 53 min
P/S 8 / 61

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Reviewed by amheretojudge 1 / 10

no no no..

You Don't Mess With The Zohan

It seems pointless similar to Adam Sandler's installments but this one is barely funny let along containing a script.

Reviewed by dierregi 3 / 10

Life would be better as a farce than as a tragedy

While I was watching this movie, I thought about the enraged reviews it probably generated. The plot is about a super-Mossad agent (the titular Zohan), who lives in Israel but is fed up with killing and just wants to be a hairdresser. He fakes his death and moves to New York City, where Palestinian and Jewish people live more or less peacefully in the same area. There, he starts working for a Palestinian girl who owns a hair saloon, falls for her and has to face his past.

Obviously, one does not watch a Sandler's movie expecting a serious plot, and with Apatow as one of the scriptwriters the level went down even further. I am not a fan of either but I watched the movie on TV hoping for some fun. Turns out that apart from too many juvenile sex jokes and one unforgivable scene with a cat, the story was entertaining in a politically incorrect way.

The plot makes fun of several stale movie clichés, such as the indestructible action hero, the irresistible lover, the deadly Arab terrorist, the hummus-eating Jews, etc…On the other hand, some of the jokes were of poor taste or simply idiotic, like the one with the cat.

Despite the predictability of the plot and the crudeness of the scenario the movie might deserve a bit more than 1 point, for the following reason: the Zohan is a ridiculous but deadly killing machine and so is his Palestinian counterpart, the Phantom, but once they move far enough from the source of their problems, they do not want to fight anymore.

This is clearly simplistic, but just for a moment I thought that the world would be a better place if people would let go of whatever reason they think they have to go on killing. Wouldn't it be better if life was a farce rather than a tragedy?

Reviewed by tdrish 3 / 10

gorilla sh!t movie

Adam Sandler is golden when it comes to playing the part as the comical, funny dork that he is. You Don't Mess With The Zohan is NOT comical, and not funny at all. He may be good in some comedies, but he cannot act to save his soul. In this atrocious feast, he tries to play as an Isreal. It doesn't work. He becomes a hair stylist who bangs old chicks. Sound great? I haven't seen all of Sandlers flicks, but this was by a land slide his worst film I have ever seen him in. One scene shows him shooting a fish out his ass. How intelligent. I don't think I laughed once. Any one who watches this should be embarrassed. Case closed.

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