I only wanted to see this because I loved Brianna as Negasonic Teenage Warhead in 'Deadpool'. The few minutes there where she was a snarky, perma-texting little brat were hilarious and added to an awesome film.
Now imagine a film where those few minutes are stretched to a full length film -but now there's two snarky, perma texting little brats.
That's about it.
Except they kill people with ridiculous ease (gigantic gym buff dude felled by two 100 pound children) and there's mind boggling things like, a murder in a fitness studio and another in a high school - both places where in 2017, there's CCTV EVERYWHERE (and metal detectors in quite a lot). But apparently not in this town.
I'm not sure if you're meant to like the two leads or what. At one point, it looks as though one will be redeemed - save the day, admit her part, maybe do her time and move on with her life - but that notion ends abruptly.
I kept waiting for there to be a point to it all, but there wasn't. It was just bleak, sad, annoying and an affront to the horror community.
Also, all the god damn text and emoji pop ups on screen reminded me of 'Yoga Hosers' and that just made me even more irritated.
Don't waste your time, man.
3/10 - the 3 is for Craig Robinson's nanosecond of a role.
Comedy / Horror
Comedy / Horror
A twist on the slasher genre, following two death-obsessed teenage girls who use their online show about real-life tragedies to send their small mid-western town into a frenzy and cement their legacy as modern horror legends.
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February 17, 2018 at 12:05 PM