The Windmill


Action / Drama / Horror

Rotten Tomatoes Critics - Rotten 44%
Rotten Tomatoes Audience - Spilled 28%
IMDb Rating 4.8 10 3191


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Noah Taylor as Nicholas Cooper
Charlotte Beaumont as Jennifer Harris
Patrick Baladi as Douglas West
Ben Batt as Jackson
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624.19 MB
23.976 fps
1hr 25 min
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1hr 25 min
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Movie Reviews

Reviewed by LoupGarouTFTs 6 / 10

Definitely an Okay Late-Night Movie

I have enjoyed many a movie to pass the time at night, due to frequent bouts of insomnia. The Windmill Massacre was a fun movie for such a night, with several interesting characters and a decent story to carry them to their deaths Some of these deaths were fairly inventive, such as the death of the character who drowned in a puddle.

The main character, Jennifer, is as well-rounded a character a you'll find in a horror movie these days. All of the characters need at least a hint of a backstory, as they are being judged for their sins and ushered to Hell if they don't repent. For this reason, the movie has the occasional feel of Ghost Voyage (2008), another fun little low budget film that at least tries to tell a story about the people that are being killed off.

The best parts of this movie came at the very beginning and the very end While the rest of the film was fairly competent, some of it got a bit mashed together and confusing in the middle and one character lacked any real resolution. I'd recommend this film for anyone who wants to pass the time, but who doesn't have expectations that are not unrealistically high for the genre. The story has been told before, but it's a nice take on an old tale and enjoyable nevertheless.

Reviewed by ElWormo 5 / 10

this is a movie about a massacre in a windmill

I rarely check out newer (post 2000) horrors cause they all seem pretty bland and samey. However the DVD box artwork and ridiculous title attracted me to The Windmill Massacre, plus the fact that it stars Patrick Baladi whose brilliantly understated performance as smarmy Neil in The Office is one of the many reasons that show was so much more than just a comedy. Every scene involving him and David Brent was amazing.

But as for this, it's just a run of the *wind*mill (hahahah) nu-skool slasher. You may not have seen the windmills but you've seen the film. Victims A B C D and E are thrown together in random location F where they're gradually picked off by scary baddie G, because of reason H... At the end you'll probably be wondering Y.

It isn't terrible. The gore fx are good if a bit overdone, the cast are bearable, and there wasn't too much endless screaming and shouting involved for once (also any film containing the line "I used to be the face of a Japanese toothpaste, I'm big in Japan" must have something going for it), but the replay value is about zero.

Reviewed by Platypuschow 5 / 10

The Windmill Massacre: Not the worst horror I've seen lately

Reminding me heavily of Reeker (2005) this neat little horror is well made but sadly makes very little sense.

Telling the story of a number of people who get aboard a tour of Holland but become stranded and under attack from an unseen enemy who seems to know their darkest secrets.

The idea is quite clever, the execution is solid but where it fails is the execution and wide quantity of plot holes and unexplained events.

I wanted to like this and was certainly impressed with the quality but just couldn't get past certain head scratching moments.

Perfectly watchable stuff but it is the very definition of take your brain out entertainment.

The Good:

Decent kills

Well made

The Bad:

Plenty of plot holes

Things I Learnt From This Movie:

When hiring a nanny employees will not do an extensive background check

That kid will need SO much therapy

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