Very shaky cameras, quick pans in/out, 2 unconnected stories; one with no resolution, bimbo Head detective that was a horrible stand-in; I mean actress, quick kills that no-one seemed to be concerned about, lots of T&A jumping around, timeline made no sense, love Lala Kent but she wasn't exciting and has short one liners at a monotone voice. She is fun to watch on VANDERPUMP RULES. Very predictable to a lame "past event". Luckily I don't have to worry about money or I would be upset to lose the 8.50 I paid. This is more of a Netflix made silly slasher movie. Looks, plastic hoes, alcohol, drugs, is really the theme. Are there men in this movie? Lol
Plot summary
A killer stalks and terrorizes a group of sorority girls on a college campus.
Uploaded by: FREEMAN
September 14, 2018 at 01:57 PM
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Ehhh! Was hoping for more
It's like 2 different movies combined
So this film wanted to be a slasher and a teen party movie.
They split their focus so much that they ended up making both parts bad.
The acting was pretty bad from everyone,it has a generic revenge story.
I don't think it's worth a watch atm.
Lame-o slasher wannabe
THE ROW is a lame-o addition to the slasher genre of filmmaking, although it's so slow-paced and unfocused that it feels more like a murder mystery than anything else. Way too much of the running time is padded out with scenes of the teenage girls partying their way through university, but this makes for a very boring watch for any sane-minded viewers. A few stark murders are dotted throughout, but the identity of the killer isn't difficult to guess and it only picks up for a lethal climax. The cast is uniformly bad, aside from Randy Couture who really is working in the wrong genre here.