The Cloth

2013

Action / Fantasy / Horror

62
IMDb Rating 2.7 10 1765

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Cast

Danny Trejo as Father Connely
Eric Roberts as Father Tollman
Steven Brand as Father Johnson
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692.41 MB
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23.976 fps
1hr 28 min
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English
NR
23.976 fps
1hr 28 min
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Movie Reviews

Reviewed by emceegusto 1 / 10

whoa!

OK. So I went out of my way to register an account on this website for the sole purpose of giving this movie one star. I feel like, even though I didn't pay money to see this movie, I did pay with my time. And will power. No, I did not finish the movie. Are you kidding me? What can I say about this movie that hasn't already been said? I thought the lead actor was Hayden Christiansen. Thought that was pretty funny. But it turns out, it was not him. He still sucked. So did everything else about this movie.

Reviewed by kmaguilar 1 / 10

Yay!

This is, without a doubt, the absolute worst movie that I have ever seen. There was not a single point along the time line that I had any clue what was going on. Little to no character development, a creepily naive take on morals and the 'other', insanely bad dialogue and acting, and a million laughs for me (my girlfriend went to bed because she was completely lost and is not into awful movies the way that I am). I love the juxtaposition of how serious everyone that worked on this movie must have been and how awful it ended up being! There were so many people that had hands on in different aspects and they could have said, "Ummm, that line was really stupid. Maybe we should have someone come in and give the screenplay a once over." But they didn't! And how many of these people were fully grown adult human beings with cerebral cortices and everything? Most likely every single one of them! No excuses people. I don't care how scary it must have been to be that close to Danny Trejo (love, love, love Mah-chet- ay!).

tl;dr: Watch if you love movies that are unintentionally horrible. Plus, Danny Trejo.

Reviewed by laurapap242 8 / 10

Remarkable

At first, before you see this movie, you need to know that is forlorn. After you realize that and you are ready to watch the movie(some beers, pizza,ice cream), you l notice one think!! Its to hard to make a movie so bad!!

It just, blow your mind

I laugh too much with this movie, is nice to see it with some friends a boring night.

Notice: Because i read all the others reviews, please THIS IS NOT A MOVIE TO TAKE IT SERIOUSLY! 8/10 because they try so hard to make it so bad :)Love it <3

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