The 13th Unit

2014

Action / Horror / Sci-Fi / Thriller

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IMDb Rating 2.7 10 382

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1080p.BLU
1.23 GB
1920*1080
English
NR
23.976 fps
1hr 19 min
P/S 1 / 1

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Reviewed by alansmithee04 1 / 10

Mind-Bogglingly Awful

It's hard to overstate how gut-wrenchingly incompetent this film is. It looks like the final project of a student at an unaccredited film school. Specifically, a student who sat dozing in the back of the classroom while zonked out on cough syrup.

The film is about a demon haunted storage facility. The story lines of three groups of characters exploring the place are not so much intertwined as put in a bucket and mashed together with a toilet plunger, creating a confusing mess whose only positive outcome is to obscure the film's insipid plot. As the victims are picked off by the POV monster (fortunately never seen) we're treated to endless repeats of the last scene of "Rec", which might make for an interesting drinking game, but only if Thorazine were used instead of alcohol.

The main group of characters appear to be three hapless college age kids (Stringy Hair, Mr. Eyebrows and The Girl) who go on a treasure hunt in the aforementioned storage building. Their story is inter-cut with the two other groups, a widower and his dude-bro friend and a pair of women who (bewilderingly) resemble a young Melissa Etheridge and Cher. All three groups wander through poorly titled scenes edited by an old copy of Windows Movie Maker until the POV monster shows up to end their misery.

All-in-all, this is the kind of movie I would have made if I'd been a 16 year old death-metal fan with a serious head wound. Maybe the guys at Rifftrax could do something with it, but I doubt that even they could make this train wreck entertaining.

Reviewed by denzelfreeman-131-74463 7 / 10

Coool little low budget horror film

I like low budget independent horror films - always looking for the next cult classic. So, I had to watch this movie with my girlfriend because she is deathly scared of going to our storage building alone..she's chicken.

The movie is a gritty independent low budget film that is very creative...my girlfriend was scared more than I was, but I was entertained.

It drops you inside a storage building with people in there for different reasons. It had a lot of good moments, and I've seen many low budget films that are horrible - this is not the case.

Good acting, music, sound effects, NICE twist at end. Worth the rental.

Reviewed by Michael Ledo 2 / 10

Hunting artifacts is murder

The movie starts off by us reading about killings in an abandoned warehouse in 1937 involving stolen ancient artifacts. In current day Chicago, the warehouse is a multilevel storage facility. We see killings going on, or at least hear people screaming, appearing bloody, then their bodies being pulled away by something unseen.

A group of college kids opt to go after the demon stones allegedly hidden in tunnels under the unit. This of course can only happen at night. There are other people accessing their units when the lights go out. The quality of the amateur filming approaches that of the hand held genre. The different groups act as various cheap subplots as people with flash-lights running and screaming. Kendra (Rocki DuCharme) appears to be the main protagonist among the groups of non-connected individuals.

The plot was well conceived. The execution was horrible. More for those who like bad hand held films without knowing or caring who is filming.

Parental Guide: F-bombs. No sex or nudity.

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