Stuck on You

2003

Action / Comedy

35
Rotten Tomatoes Critics - Certified Fresh 61% · 157 reviews
Rotten Tomatoes Audience - Spilled 35% · 100K ratings
IMDb Rating 5.8/10 10 55015 55K

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Plot summary

In Martha's Vineyard, Mass., conjoined twins Walt and Bob Tenor make the best of their handicap by being the fastest grill cooks in town. While outgoing Walt hopes to one day become a famous actor, shy Bob prefers to stay out of the spotlight. When a fading Hollywood actress, Cher, decides to get her show "Honey and the Beaze" cancelled, she hires Walt -- and his brotherly appendage -- as her costars. But their addition surprisingly achieves the opposite.


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Matt Damon as Bob Tenor
Bella Thorne as MV Sideline Fan
Doug Jones as Space Alien #2
Meryl Streep as Meryl Streep
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Movie Reviews

Reviewed by HotToastyRag 9 / 10

A sweet and hilarious movie

Let's get the obvious out of the way: conjoined twins are always identical. Stuck on You is a fictional movie, not a documentary. So, relax and enjoy it. It's very funny, it's as real as it can be, and it's not offensive. Greg Kinnear and Matt Damon work as short-order cooks in a hamburger joint, and when a snobby customer insults one of their other, mentally handicapped, workers ("Keep the freaks in the back") he gets thrown out of the restaurant. The Farrelly brothers don't exploit people with physical or mental handicaps, as anyone who's seen Shallow Hal knows. This movie doesn't make fun of conjoined twins. It's a simple story about two brothers who love each other but also want to live their own lives.

Greg is the outgoing brother, and Matt is the shy brother. When Greg performs onstage, Matt dresses in black and hides from the tight spotlight. While Greg hits on girls at the bar, Matt prefers the safety of an online relationship. The way they're able to make their lives work and keep up a positive attitude is truly remarkable, and they have such a sweet, brotherly chemistry together. Sometimes they get in little spats, but they don't last long because, quite frankly, they can't. "Don't walk away from me!" is a laugh line, but it's also true. When you're stuck (physically or not) with someone, you've got to forgive them and rely on love overpowering everything.

As hilarious and entertaining as the movie would be if the brothers stayed in New England, the plot moves them to California, as Greg decides to pursue his love of acting in Hollywood. As you can imagine, he gets tons of doors slammed in his face. Matt has his own challenge in LA as well: his online friend, Wen Yann Shih, lives there, so as soon as he gets up the courage, he can meet her face to face. Eva Mendes is one of their new neighbors, and she's as cute as a button in this movie. Cher also has a supporting role, and she gets to play a caricature of herself.

I know the preview looks silly, and I know the basic premise is medically incorrect. But it's very funny and teaches some sweet lessons. Life is what you make it, and love (not just romantic) conquers all. You'll get to hear Greg Kinnear bust out a hilarious, jazzy version of "Summertime" alongside Meryl Streep, who also enjoys a funny cameo. And you'll never be able to talk about Meryl Streep without calling her "Meryl Streel" again. Trust me. It's been over ten years, and I haven't been able to stop.

Reviewed by SnoopyStyle 5 / 10

I don't understand where the comedy is suppose to come from

Bob (Matt Damon) and Walt Tenor (Greg Kinnear) are conjoined twins living in Martha's Vineyard. They are cooks/owners of a diner, ace goaltenders, all around good guys, and so much more. Bob is not so great with the ladies except for his pen pal. Walt is the more confident one and dreams of big time acting career in Hollywood. When they get to Hollywood, they meet April (Eva Mendes) and Bob's pen pal May.

The Farrelly brothers are just flailing away. I don't know where the comedy is suppose to be coming from. Are we laughing at them? They seem perfectly fine. While there isn't anything particularly funny, the two guys have a nice sweet chemistry. So it actually works as a brotherly drama. Nevertheless, the Farrellys are trying so hard to make jokes. It's distracting to have most of the comedy fall flat. The movie actually works best when I forget that they're conjoined. The conjoined part just takes away the comedy and distracts more than helps.

Reviewed by bkoganbing 5 / 10

Love Can Keep Us Together

I have to say I approached watching Stuck On You with a bit of trepidation as I was wondering about how a pair of conjoined twin brothers would be a source for humor. It wasn't exactly a laugh riot, but it did have some humorous moments.

In the small self contained community of Martha's Vineyard conjoined twins Matt Damon and Greg Kinnear have passed beyond the freak stage and are just part of the scenery, local celebrities in fact. They own a popular hash house. But Kinnear wants more than that, he wants to be an actor and does do local theater packing Damon around as it were.

I won't go into how they get to Hollywood, that's half the humor this film has. But noted superstar Cher who is working an agenda of her own helps Kinnear along and he gets to be her co-star in a television series. And the conjoined twins become celebrities of sorts themselves. How does TV explain Damon's presence. Well that's the magic of special effects.

But Damon longs for the hash house, he's a small town guy not at home in glitzy Hollywood.

Why the guys never had the operation way back when is not explained. The most logical reason probably is they have no insurance coverage. That would be something that the American movie-going public could readily understand and embrace.

Any reason to see Cher is to be taken and who could possibly play Cher other than Cher herself. Another performance to note is that of Seymour Cassel who plays super agent for Kinnear. No agent has ever had a client like Greg, but that's something that Cassel looks at as a challenge.

Stuck On You is a mildly amusing comedy that should be pleasing to fans of the leads. But I would watch it for Cher and Seymour Cassel.

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