Stitches

2012

Action / Comedy / Horror

93
Rotten Tomatoes Critics - Rotten 44%
Rotten Tomatoes Audience - Spilled 42%
IMDb Rating 5.7 10 7878

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Movie Reviews

Reviewed by lathe-of-heaven 8 / 10

Frigg'n HILARIOUS and very entertaining... Blu-ray: Excellent A:9 V:9

I just finished watching this and I must admit that I had MANY truly laugh out loud moments. ONLY the UK people can pull off something like this with the DEAD-pan sense of humour it takes to make this work. Sure, some of the comments the clown makes are pretty corny, but there are far more that are REALLY funny!

There are some nice classic Horror touches too. YES, it is a bit gore heavy; but, the effects are well done and very imaginative. I really appreciated the inclusion of the 'Cat' (YES, I love animals, but I love people too, so if you're gonna make a dang Horror film where a bunch of 'teens' are killed, well...) Anyway, back to the nice Horror touches... Gore withstanding (it's almost NEVER my favourite part anyway) the early scenes with the very creative Clown ceremony and mythology were quite entertaining. The guy playing the clown himself was bloody HILARIOUS! His deadpan comments, especially early on before the 'accident' were great!

So, if you DO like entertaining and well done Comedy / Horror, then this is your film. As mentioned by another reviewer, if you are really sensitive about gore effects, then you might want to proceed carefully (For me personally, this kind of 'cartoon' or 'fantasy' gore is all right, although it IS kind of pushing it. What I absolutely do NOT like at all are these 'Torture Porn' films where evil people are just doing horrible, cruel, and mean-spirited things to other people in ULTRA- realistic ways without any fanciful or supernatural context - Those are complete non-starters with me...)

I'd say that if you really liked 'REANIMATOR', you probably would really like this film. Lots of fun if this is your kind of thing...

Reviewed by djnson 1 / 10

This is one of the worst movies i've ever seen

This movie has the worst acting I've ever seen. It appears to have been written by a 9 year old, and the story makes no sense what-so-ever. It was a waste of time and energy to sit through this horrible excuse of a movie. I didn't even finish the movie, because I stopped when the "clown" picked up an innocent cat and started smashing it against something. This movie automatically gets -5 stars for pointless animal abuse.

You don't need to show the antagonist killing innocent pets to show that he's evil. All of the popular horror movies don't, because they had a brain when writing their script. Whoever the fuckwit was that made this sure as hell didn't.

Sitting through this movie felt like a chore more than anything positive. I would not recommend it for ANYONE.

Reviewed by katerinula 3 / 10

horrible

One of the most horrible movies ive ever seen.this is not a comedy. and the dialogs were horrible...

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