Scary Movie 5

2013

Action / Comedy / Horror

383
Rotten Tomatoes Critics - Rotten 4%
Rotten Tomatoes Audience - Spilled 39%
IMDb Rating 3.5 10 56332

Synopsis


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Director

Cast

Charlie Sheen as Charlie Sheen
Lindsay Lohan as Lindsay Lohan
Ashley Tisdale as Jody Sanders
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696.60 MB
1280*720
English
PG-13
23.976 fps
1hr 28 min
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1.23 GB
1920*1080
English
PG-13
23.976 fps
1hr 28 min
P/S 5 / 50

Movie Reviews

Reviewed by Michael Ledo 6 / 10

Is there a cellar?

One of the nice things about this series is that the current film doesn't build upon previous installments. However, it is a spoof of other films which means you must have either seen those films, or have enough knowledge of them to enjoy this film.

Number 5 builds primarily on the film "Mama" but also incorporates the Paranormal series, "Planet of the Apes," "Black Swan," Madea, "Evil Dead," Inception," and "The Help," plus a few I might have missed. The Zucker humor in this film is no different than previous films relying in part on crudeness and slapstick.

The best part of this film was the beginning as Charlie Sheen and Lindsey Lohan joke about their real life and have a sex scene out of a Benny Hill episode. Unfortunately they die after opening scene and do not appear again outside of some doctored up photos.

This is not a film you must rush out and buy. It can wait for a price drop...like a 5 pack for $5.00.

Parental Guide: F-bomb. Silly sex scene. Fake butt nudity. Fat woman in thong.

Reviewed by padariaukaas 1 / 10

This is Agenda 21 and not a movie. Zucker does not give a damn about its ratings and reviews.

This is as disgusting as it gets, but this is intentionally created like this, to promote an agenda of the "elite", to send a message to humanity that certain groups are as evil, satanic and sexually perverted as it gets and they are to demoralize your family with intention and should not be allowed to be in the positions of power and banned from Hollywood and movie production. Agenda 21 and not a movie. Zucker does not give a damn about its ratings and reviews.

Rate it RRR, which stands for prison for life the producer and adults should not be allowed to watch it and allowing kids to watch it should be criminal offense. This "movie" should be BANNED and destroyed and its creators banned from movie making for life. Now!

Reviewed by furryfrenzi 9 / 10

Why does everyone hate this?

I don't know why people hate this movie. It may be the worst movie, but I think it's really good. The comedy, the spoofs, the scares and all of that sh*t. If they make another scary movie, I'll just get to watching it. I did miss Anna Faris and Regina Hall in the other ones, though. Whoever directed this movie, keep it up!

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