S.M.A.R.T. Chase

2017

Action / Adventure / Crime / Drama / Mystery / Romance / Thriller

13
Rotten Tomatoes Audience - Spilled 40%
IMDb Rating 4.1 10 1045

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Orlando Bloom as Danny Stratton
Lynn Hung as Ling Mo
Simon Yam as Mach Ren
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814.05 MB
1280*534
English
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23.976 fps
1hr 35 min
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English
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23.976 fps
1hr 35 min
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Movie Reviews

Reviewed by lorenzosilverstein 3 / 10

Can't Recommend

Orlando Bloom portrays the head of a Shanghai security company specializing in protecting valuable art work being transported from country to country. After a priceless Van Gogh is stolen from his possession about a year before, he's given a second chance by a Shanghai museum to transport a most valuable and last of its kind vase. Of course, things will not go according to plan.

This film just came across to me as amateurish and non-believable with stilted dialogue as well. Numerous chases and martial arts scenes are very predictable. Also, could someone have gotten Bloom a band-aid for that bloody forehead gash he was sporting almost the entire movie?

Overall, can't recommend.

Reviewed by Harrison Tweed (Top Dawg) 5 / 10

C-grade production with B-list bleached blonde Bloom in a film that wasn't SMART

This has Made in China all over it. From the loud and annoying cheesy score, action scenes, writing and acting. The only thing decent in the film was the beautiful scenery and the adequate directing. I couldn't get past Blooms' cheeseball bleached blonde hair that made him look more like a fruit cake than a tough guy. Bad choice of casting to begin with. And who names a character Ding-Dong anyway lol? There was so much cheese in this film it made me lack toes in toll her ants. ;p A generous 5/10 from me.

Reviewed by gbkimberley 3 / 10

Orlando Balloon - Actor

Considered amongst many film critics to be the very best at convincingly portraying a piece of very thin, soaking wet, tissue paper and possessing the emotional range of a balloon with a face drawn on it, Orlando Balloon has proven time and time again that you don't actually need to be able to act in order to be successfully mistaken for an actor.

In this latest offering he succeeds spectacularly in proving so again. The addition this time around of a mop of blonde hair and a selection of small cuts to his face and various 'hero' poses, all fail in adding any real depth to his standard facial expression or to this flop. It's dire.

Fortunately for all concerned, Orlando cannot confirm what his next role might be and it really isn't worth watching this movie to see for yourself why that is.

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