Rio 70


Action / Adventure

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IMDb Rating 4.6 10 613


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Shirley Eaton as Sumitra
George Sanders as Masius
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23.976 fps
1hr 34 min
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Reviewed by rodrig58 2 / 10

A lot of pantyhose!

Another film inspired by "That Man from Rio" (1964). And not only by that, the idea with the army of lobotomized women is stolen from the first Commissioner X, "Kiss Kiss, Kill Kill"(1966). Something good might have gone out, but in the end something really stupid came out: the script! One of the last(and most mischievous) roles for George Sanders, who was a very good actor in many other movies. Here, he had to compete with buttocks, bellies, buttocks, bellies, nipples and nipples... Sumitra, Sunanda or Sumuru? Actually, it doesn't matter, it's the film with which Shirley Eaton has completed her cinematic career. Poor helicopters! They could have use them for some humanitarian purposes...

Reviewed by Richard Chatten 4 / 10

Space Age Sorceress Shirley's Screen Swansong

Obviously a sequel produced by Harry Alan Towers to his earlier 'Sumuru' (1967) relocated from Hong Kong to Rio de Janeiro, this film originally opened in West Germany as 'Die sieben Männer der Sumuru' ('The Seven Secrets of Sumuru'), but for some reason in the English language version Shirley Eaton's brunette arch-villainess has been renamed Sumitra (Samantha in the Brazilian version), despite her creator Sax Rohmer still being named in the credits. Not quite as sleazy as Jess Franco's usual fare, it represents for him an excursion into James Bond territory amidst his usual welter of zooms and scantily clad females with sapphic inclinations and torture scenes borrowed from 'Barbarella'. Although as usual plainly shot on a shoestring, Rio's Museu de Arte Moderna has been brought in to give the production a carapace of Bond-style extravagance by providing an imposing backdrop as Sumuru's all-women city of Femina, from which she plans to launch her bid for world conquest over the male sex.

Her army of gun-toting henchbabes, when not lined up dramatically for the camera, torturing victims wearing almost as little as they are, or using each other for target practice tend to scurry about aimlessly when actually called upon to deal with opposition. They wear a much sillier uniform here than in 'Sumuru', again with bare midriffs but now with red capes and huge black PVC collars that make them look like beetles. Sumuru herself works her way through an extensive wardrobe of exotic garments, ranging from a spectacular fishnet body stocking in which as a blonde she attempts to seduce the hero ("What kind of a space age sorceress are you?" he asks) to a green Peter Pan outfit with silver boots and a large 'S' on her chest that she wears for the finale. We see disappointingly little of the fetching 18th Century trouser suit and wig worn by Maria Rohm for the carnival sequence; the less said about Richard Wyler's loud check jacket, the better.

Also involved is poor George Sanders, who actually manages to give a fairly lively performance as rival villain Masius, whose goons wear dark formal suits and homburgs.

Reviewed by Bezenby 2 / 10

Franco-regime strikes again.

Hi, I'm Harry Fonnies. I like seeking out things that sound like my name, you know, like Scary Bunnies and what not, and a good friend of mine directed me towards a certain Jesus H Franco's film, saying that they are full of Hairy Fannies. That's good enough for me! Okay, my name isn't really Harry Fonnies, but I do like looking at hairy fannies. Or is that fannys? What is the plural of fanny? That's the UK fanny of course. This isn't going anywhere.

I like hairy fannies, and Joe D'Amato films are hard to find sometimes, so if you want to look for hairy fannys, then Jess Franco is your best bet (barring the internet, but let's forget that exists for a moment). Lina Romay's fanny, for instance, turns up a lot. But not in this film.

Not very many hairy fanny/ies in this film, which is disappointing as you'd expect a pseudo-pish take of feminism mixed with James Bond to be full of naked hairy fannies, especially as most of the cast are women (probably with fannies that are hairy I'd imagine, and had to imagine, as Jess only put a brief glimpse of a hairy fanny once in this film. What's the script? My copy also had an intermittent high pitched buzzing noise for that extra 'Jess Franco Pain' feeling. Hairy Fanny.

Also if you're ever diagnosed with something horrible and given a limited amount of time to live, I'd recommend Jess Franco films as they seem to last three times longer than the running time.

Debbie Harry. Harry Fanny. Hari Krishna, Fairy Danny. Whup! If I ever 'get' Jess Franco, someone shoot me.

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