Libidinous young dudes Ben (likeable Rob Morrow) and Jack (a pre-stardom Johnny Depp in his first lead role) go to a posh Florida resort with the specific intention of scoring with hot babes. Complications ensue when the pair run afoul of jewel thief the Maestro (ably played with considerable campy gusto by Hector Elizondo).

Director George Bowers keeps the slight and silly, but still enjoyable story moving along at a zippy pace, maintains an engaging breezy tone throughout, gets a good deal of laughs from the amusing sense of goofy lowbrow humor (the slapstick foot chase scenes in particular are positively hysterical), and presents a pleasing plethora of foxy ladies with nice bodies in skimpy bikinis or less. Moreover, it's acted with zest by an enthusiastic cast: Emily Longstreth as perky waitress Patti, Karyn O'Bryan as the ravishing Dana, Dody Goodman as doddery, yet feisty old lady mark Mrs. Rawlings, Leslie Easterbrook as the Maestro's va-va-voomish bombshell wife Bobbie Sue, Tony Azito as overzealous hotel detective Reeves, Hilary Shepard as the flaky Shirley, Michael Bowen as the smarmy Scott, Lisa London as ditsy drunk Alice, Andrew "Dice" Clay as swaggering macho stud Curt, and Christopher Wynne as zany punker Mike. Adam Greenberg's slick'n'sunny cinematography provides an attractive bright look. A real hoot.

This is a lesser member of the 80s sex romp genre. It's the second film of the yet unknown Johnny Depp. That's the only reason I checked it out. It's a T&A romp in a Florida resort and hotel. Confident Jack (Johnny Depp) and his more reserved friend Ben (Rob Morrow) have fun and hijinx trying to hook up with all the hot young women. They constantly run into jewel thief 'The Maestro' (Hector Elizondo), the resort manager, and the jerk Curt (Andrew Dice Clay).

Girls, I'll tell you up front that you absolutely see Depp's butt. He struts around naked and so does Morrow. Clay slaps the guys around. There are some slapstick. It's exactly what you expect and none of it is terribly funny but it is somewhat cute. It's all very silly and stupid.

The only thing to raise this above all the other pointless '80s sex romp is the combo of Johnny Depp and Rob Morrow. They are a couple of fun guy buddies. They are a likable charismatic duo. Without them, I couldn't possibly give this a 6/10.

Private Resort is a rather woeful 1980s teenage sex comedy.

The main interest is that it features Johnny Depp, Andrew Dice Clay and Rob Morrow in early roles.

Depp and Morrow play two horny teenagers in a Miami resort hotel surrounded by hot women in bikinis and trying to get some action which results in misunderstandings especially as the bumbling hotel detective is on their trail.

A bewigged Hector Elizondo plays a jewel thief who is after a valuable diamond necklace and the fake hairdresser who ruined his hair. Leslie Easterbrook plays his MILF wife.

It is all rather crude, farcical and hapless. The film has a thin plot and is not really funny but contains enough T&A to keep horny teenagers of the time happy. It is nowhere near the level of the first Police Academy film.