Paul Blart: Mall Cop

2009

Action / Comedy / Crime / Family

75
Rotten Tomatoes Critics - Rotten 33%
Rotten Tomatoes Audience - Spilled 43%
IMDb Rating 5.2 10 91671

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Bobby Cannavale as Cmdr. James Kent
Kevin James as Paul Blart
Jackie Sandler as Victoria's Secret Sales Associate
Jayma Mays as Amy
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Movie Reviews

Reviewed by captainshoosher 10 / 10

Paul Blart: Mall Cop changed my life

Never did I think a movie about a Mall Cop could change my life. I walked in laughing at the idea. However once inside the theater pure emotion segwayed from the screen to my heart. Sadness, joy, terror, all at once. This movie revolutionized the movie industry for me. I recently re watched it to see if it stood the test of time. I Was more than surprised to see the themes relating to us now more than ever. Themes of bravery, the kindness of a good mans heart, and not succumbing to the fear within you in the face of danger. That is why this movie gets ten whole stars. Kevin James brings phenomenal acting as always to his role as the titular Paul Blart. His performance is on the same level as Emma Stone's in La La Land. Kevin James is a prime example of someone who deserves an Oscar and for this movie that particularly shows. He plays the tough and emotional role of a single father trying to provide for his elderly mother and child. He is a failure to the world and needs to bring himself up to a higher standard. Masterful writing and acting compliment this piece well.

Thank you Kevin James for this creation.

Reviewed by danmcn61-1 9 / 10

Very cute, dumb, feel-good movie

While this is certainly not cutting edge humor or a great film by any stretch, I still enjoyed it very much and it was perfectly appropriate for my children to watch with me. What I liked is that it showed that good guys can win in the end, even if they are fat & stupid, and even get the girl (even though they probably have no idea what to do with her once they catch her, but that's another movie).

Definitely not an award winning film, but it was fun to watch.

Reviewed by metalrage666 1 / 10

Aren't comedies supposed to be funny?

This would have to be one of most un-comedic movies I've ever seen. Basically this is nothing more than an updated version of any Marx Bros movie, where you have a ridiculous premise full of equally ridiculous sight gags.

Kevin James is Paul Blart, a shopping mall cop who rides a ridiculous Segway and who takes his job, or "shopper safety" as he calls it, a little too seriously. While his colleagues simply see it as a job where you punch in and punch out, (like all mall security guards do), Blart takes it up several notches to an area bordering on pointlessness where every random meaningless mall incident becomes a do or die mission.

Naturally there's the usual ho-hum jokes-du-jour throughout; one where he pulls over an elderly man on one of those reprehensible mobility scooters for driving recklessly amongst shoppers. The man couldn't have cared less and drives off with Blart being dragged along the floor behind him. I'm not sure where the joke is, but it's supposed to be funny. Next he gets in a punch-up with 2 legged hippo in Victoria's Secret and she punches the stuffing out of him. If this were anywhere else but America I could see her probably getting away with it, but in a court-happy country like the U.S, I highly doubt it. Judge Judy would be all over it like flies on a turd.

I don't remember too much after this as it was around this point that I started to really lose interest. I think there's some feeble attempt at a story when the mall is subject to a heist where they are after credit card codes or something, Paul Blart somehow manages to save the day, gets married and I'm counting the minutes of my life that have been lost forever. I was wondering when this was going to ever get funny and it simply never did. I get that comedy is subjective but normally you'd expect to find some semblance of comedy within a movie that's supposed to be funny, even if you as an individual don't happen to find everything funny. If you enjoy watching a bumbling fool getting himself into poorly scripted situations and unfunny situations, then you'll enjoy this. If you want to have a proper laugh, this movie is a waste of time.

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