Once Upon a Time in Venice

2017

Action / Comedy / Thriller

125
Rotten Tomatoes Critics - Rotten 22%
Rotten Tomatoes Audience - Spilled 30%
IMDb Rating 5.3 10 11981

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Cast

Jason Momoa as Spider
Bruce Willis as Steve Ford
Famke Janssen as Katey
Elisabeth Röhm as Anne phillips
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694.67 MB
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English
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1hr 34 min
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NR
24 fps
1hr 34 min
P/S 22 / 135

Movie Reviews

Reviewed by bhyrrus 8 / 10

A movie that deserves to be better known

Had never heard of this flick before buying it. When I saw one of the opening scenes where Bruce Willis is naked while gallivanting around a town I knew this was an unusual movie that I could laugh along with. There are plenty of eccentric characters, though Jason Momoas' latino gangbanger turn does wear thin eventually. John Goodman is great and overall this is a fun movie that I dont have any problems with

Reviewed by ritera1 4 / 10

Why?

This farted out at every angle and really didn't need to. Probably due to the inept direction of a TV producer with a string a failures. I should have known when the opening credits were the graphics from "Fresh Prince of Bel Air".

A few good ariel shots that went on---and on---and on---

Willis? Goodman? For starters, why?

Not like you're going to get an Oscar-worthy performance from Willis, but this guy still commands as much as a million per day. Why---this? The entire thing probably only cost a couple million. He walked through it and sounded and looked very tired. Very old. Didn't make him look good.

How do you then get a weary performance from Goodman? Slightly amusing in the 2nd half but too little, too late.

Essentally a plot you've seen a 1000 times before that could have been colorful and funny, given the setting. It even had a f'ing dog for poops sake. But nope! Wandered for quite a bit on jokes I'm sure everybody throught were just hilarious before any sort of story began.

Grafitti on the side of an apartment building and this can't get solved the next day?

Willis watches the girl he's after step out of a car and enter a motel. THEN he asks a male prostitute if he's seen the girl? (Willis even drove a slow car.) The lazy logistics of Willis and Goodman just walking into the black bar with a shotgun and hand grenade. And why didn't the black gangster run when the grenade was dropped? The bad guy real estate investor signed and notarized a contract for grafitti?

And just as lazy cursory character archs, tacked on.

A decent cast, though, of B and C listers who actually tried, especially Thomas Middleditch. Do they all hang out at the same bar in Malibu? This is what they do on a lark? I'm actually thinking some sort of modern day "The Producers" accounting scam to make money on a losing movie.

It's cause they know I'm a sucker for a decent trailer, isn't it? I KNEW IT!

Reviewed by tornadojimbelino 7 / 10

Mesmerizing...Like watching a sinking boat

This movie is Mesmerizing. Bruce Willis stars as Steve Ford a down and out ex-cop turned gum-shoe detective who loses his dog and involves himself in hilariously unfunny escapades in an effort to get the mutt back. If Thomas Middleditch's 'Verizon' commercials make you fall off the couch with laughter then this movie is for you. I don't know why I kept watching 'Venice'. At first, I guess I was hoping it was going to be another 'The Whole Ten Yards'. The writers play on every cult movie cliché and basically rewrote their own versions of 'Pulp Fiction' and hoped no one would notice. "Once Upon a Time in Venice" is a movie to watch when your remote control stops working and you are too lazy to check the batteries. The one saving grace is Jessica Gomes frontal nude scene. Sadly it lasts less than five seconds. John Goodman also stars in this fiasco and 'acts' like he was doing someone a favor just by showing up. I wholeheartedly suggest that you make an effort to watch 'Once Upon A Time in Venice' and then try to stop watching it.

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