Miss March

2009

Action / Comedy / Romance

23
Rotten Tomatoes Critics - Rotten 5%
Rotten Tomatoes Audience - Spilled 29%
IMDb Rating 5 10 19349

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Craig Robinson as Horsedick.MPEG
Eve Mauro as Vonka
Raquel Alessi as Cindi Whitehall
Annie Ilonzeh as Beautiful Girl #2
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Movie Reviews

Reviewed by kosmasp 3 / 10

Miss movie March 43

It's not as gross or as completely bad as Movie 43, so apologies in advance. It does have a knack for toilet humor though, that I reckon you'll find funny (as in gross) if you are into that sort of thing. And I don't mean in your personal life, but just as a means to a really simple joke, if you can call it that.

The writers are also the directors, are also the two main stars. And let's just say there is a reason we haven't really heard from them since that movie came out. Now just judging them by one entry in their film library would be an unfair thing to do of course. But after watching this, some may argue the opposite. Then again if you really set your bar very low, maybe get intoxicated, have some friends over ... I guess any movie can be fun under those circumstances.

There are a couple of jokes that work and I was even surprised that they did include nudity in this. That went out of the comfort zone they established. Also the Russian ladies and their relationship to each other also delivered a fun moment or two. Not enough to save the movie, but enough with a couple of other scenes to save it from being a total disaster ...

Reviewed by Claudio Carvalho 6 / 10

Shut Down Your Brain and Start Laughing

Eugene Bell (Zach Cregger) and Tucker Cleigh (Trevor Moore) have been best friends since they were children. Tucker has always had sexual attraction for women having his life driven by sex while Eugene and his sweetheart Cindi Whitehall (Raquel Alessi) do not have sexual intercourse waiting for their marriage. However on the day of their prom, Cindi decides that they should have sex. After the prom, they go to a party and Tucker convinces the nervous Eugene to drink a couple of drinks. Eugene is not used to drink and becomes dizzy, falling in the basement. Four years later, Eugene awakens from a coma and finds that Tucker is the only one that waited for him, since his father traveled abroad and his girlfriend has moved to another city. Further, Tucker is living with the schoolmate Candace (Molly Stanton) and he has atrophy of his muscles and incontinence. Soon they discover that Cindi is the centerfold of the March edition of Playboy magazine and she will be at Hugh Hefner's mansion in the anniversary party. Tucker has a serious situation with Candance and he needs to flee from her brother, who is a fireman. He takes Eugene with him and drives to the mansion to meet Cindi in a road trip full of incidents and confusions.

"Miss March" is among the most moronic and brainless films ever produced and certainly hated by professional critics. The story is politically incorrect since the very beginning. However if the viewer shutdown his brain and watch the movie, he or she will certainly laugh a lot. My vote is six.

Title (Brazil): "Miss Março: A Garota da Capa" ("Miss March: The Girl on the Cover")

Reviewed by keiranh-205-354645 6 / 10

Childish Teen Comedy

The Whitest Kids U'Know are hilarious in their sketches, but writing and directing a feature film is a whole different project, requiring both a separate approach and a more thoughtful writing technique. The presence of a plot with comedic potential is squandered by five year old humor and childish ideas. There are moments in between the immaturity, but those moments are far and few between. In a 90 minute comedy, there is about 30 minutes of sustained humor, even if it is far from memorable. There are some idiotic ideas, mainly that fire fighters are axe wielding maniacs and that a rapper can produce garbled nonsense nobody seems to enjoy and can be famous off a horrendous name with horse genitalia in it. In conclusion, these two should try another time to make a film, but they should be under the guidance of someone more experienced in film.

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