Meet the Spartans

2008

Action / Animation / Comedy / Fantasy

66
Rotten Tomatoes Critics - Rotten 2% · 49 reviews
Rotten Tomatoes Audience - Spilled 25% · 100K ratings
IMDb Rating 2.8/10 10 111347 111.3K

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Plot summary

The heroic Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag group of 13 Spartans to defend their homeland against the invading Persians (whose ranks include Ghost Rider, Rocky Balboa, the Transformers, and a hunchbacked Paris Hilton). No one is safe when the Spartans take on the biggest icons in pop culture!


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Movie Reviews

Reviewed by josephyoung76 8 / 10

Come on, just enjoy it and laugh!

No one is a bigger snob about spoof movies than I am so me giving this a good rating is because I truly believe this flick is good. Yes it is a part of the same universe of absolute trash movies by the friedburg/Seltzer duo but this one genuinely made me laugh. Superb cast if this were any other kind of movie. The sexy Carmen Electra is funny as always and it's awesome that a woman so talented and beautiful can do such low brow jokes. (See Scary Movie 3-she takes a 30 second dook in front of an entire room full of people and still walks away sexy as ever) Deidrich Bader is a riot; the scene where he says, "I must warn you, I suffer from premature EJAC-" and makes the oh face had me rolling. Sean Maguire is an amazing actor as always.

Look, this movie is stupid. Very stupid. But that's OK. Not every movie can be a Zucker brothers movie. You can tell that a bunch of talented people had a really great time making a really fun movie. It wasn't made to win Oscars. If you can't just laugh at this and turn off your cool guy internet reviewing persona then you are living an empty sad life. Just laugh. Just have fun with it.

"High fives for the women, and open mouth tongue kisses for the men."

Reviewed by apjc 8 / 10

It's actually cleverer than you think.

So you watch 300, think wow great movie. Then this comes along with hilarious reality check.The original is shown for being so camp and American ideals of ancient Greece. The most feared warrior city state of Greece sends out its king and army dressed in wet look leather posing pouches with red cape, it's waiting to be ridiculed. Original 300 Xerxes is probably the first non or transgender ever seen in film regarding ancient times. Spartans are fighting for freedom, reality - could only send 300 as the rest had to protect against any Helot slaves they had rebelling..I loved the dance off and sound off scenes, perfect reminder of how daft the original choreographed fight scenes were. This film is silly, but so was the target one..

Reviewed by gut-6 10 / 10

The reason cinema was invented

Having previously seen "Date Movie" and "Epic Movie" (also by these gentlemen) and "Plan 9 From Outer Space" (by the equally talented Edward Woodward) I was gasping and sweating and feeling my anus slacken with anticipation when I heard this movie was going to be released. I was even more delighted when I saw the trailer. All too often comedy movie trailers contain all the best jokes, leaving nothing funny for the actual movie. I knew this movie was going to be great when I saw the trailer and there wasn't ONE FUNNY BIT IN IT!!!!! Clearly these were film makers who did not need to advertise their greatness, as they could rely on their genius to advertise itself. I knew we were going to experience a comedy masterpiece on par with "Diff'rent Strokes", "Australia's Funniest Home Videos" or Michael Jackson's cosmetic surgery.

I set up camp outside the box office 2 days before tickets went on sale to be sure we got the first tickets accompanied, after a sound thrashing, by my wife and my little boy. For two days and nights we struggled on that lonely sidewalk against hunger and thirst and heat and exposure, and towards the end we had to resort to drinking our own urine. But it was worth it, because when "Meet the Spartans" finally opened we were the only people in the cinema.

And what a movie it was! My own memories are a little hazy given the addled state I was in after two days in the street. For my own part, I was laughing and hollering too much at the little purple animals floating around in the cinema to notice much of the movie. I do remember bits of the trailer getting repeated over and over again, but that must have been the hallucinations as well. However I do remember my wife and my little boy found it so funny they were too astonished to laugh. After a while the exertions of the previous 2 days took their toll and they fell asleep with their precious heads lolling into my unwashed groin. But shoot, I wasn't complaining :-) All in all it was probably the greatest day of my life, and perhaps anyone's life.

I was delighted to learn that there was a "Meet the Spartans 2". If there was one film crying out for a sequel, it must surely be this one. As with "Weekend at Bernie's", you just got the feeling that one movie was not enough to fully explore the vast richness of ideas on display. One can only hope it will produce more sequels than the Star Wars and the Police Academy series combined.

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