Loosies

2011

Action / Comedy / Crime / Romance

27
Rotten Tomatoes Critics - Rotten 19%
Rotten Tomatoes Audience - Spilled 33%
IMDb Rating 6.2 10 5473

Synopsis


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Cast

Jaimie Alexander as Lucy Atwood
Peter Facinelli as Bobby Corelli
Michael Madsen as Lt. Nick Sullivan
720p.BLU
648.44 MB
1280*720
English
PG-13
24.000 fps
12hr 0 min
P/S 2 / 7

Movie Reviews

Reviewed by SnoopyStyle 5 / 10

romance doesn't work

Bobby Corelli (Peter Facinelli) is a pick pocket in NYC. Lt. Nick Sullivan (Michael Madsen) has become the butt of the joke after Bobby stole his badge and started using it. Jax (Vincent Gallo) is his fence. He runs into Lucy Atwood (Jaimie Alexander) who tells him that she's pregnant after their one night stand 3 months ago.

Peter Facinelli is great at being a weasel and he does a good job in Nurse Jackie. However he's not leading man material. He's good at being pathetic but he's not good at being a stand up guy. He comes off as whiny. The romance just doesn't work and his character is horrible. He's kind of cringe-worthy. It's scary to think about this character as a father.

Reviewed by bjarias 7 / 10

..productions benefit measurably from her increased screentime..

Hollywood can be lots of times a killer on relationships. You meet on set.. fall in love.. and get married and have several kids. Then on another production, you encounter the likes of a Jamie Alexander, and your established rational world changes. She would be a hard temptation for most men.. "In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty." ... and unquestionably she truly is. As for this film, it's a pleasant surprise.. nothing too much that hasn't been done many times over, but with the two leads, and a very solid cast of supporting actors, you have a worthwhile viewing production. It's not for watching time and again, but it will keep you entertained once, possibly twice.

Reviewed by tadainthenickoftime 1 / 10

Terrible Horrible Awful Movie

What an awful film, I seriously can't believe how many people seem to inexplicably have liked this as shown here by the amount of positive reviews. The script was poorly written, misogynistic, clich├ęd, horribly paced, and just all around boring. At some points I just had to laugh at the beyond ridiculous lines and their abhorrently acted deliverance. If this wasn't the last straw after "Twilight" that banished Peter Facinelli to guest staring on B-rated TV, I don't know what was. I'm also sad to see Jamie Alexander relegated to this trite and uninspired piece, she deserves so much better. I hope no one ever has to suffer such a nauseatingly low budget feel, with horrid music choices, an awful script, and sadly unrealistic ending that made me feel no resolution or satisfaction. If I could give this zero stars I would.

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