Land of Smiles

2017

Adventure / Horror / Thriller

28
IMDb Rating 4.7 10 1009

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1hr 30 min
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Movie Reviews

Reviewed by Michael Ledo 4 / 10

You have seen too many horror films

Abbey (Alexandra Turshen) and Penny (Krista Donargo) are best friends who have a falling out. Penny goes to Thailand on a holiday. Circumstances causes Abbey to follow and she meets Ben (Keenan Henson) and Jewel (Caitlin Stryker) who, like Abbey annoyingly film everything. Abbey is sent a video of Penny being held captive. She has instructions and gets the "if you tell anyone...." line. Abbey and her two irritating friends go on an instructed hunt for Penny with Abbey unsure who to trust.

This was a found footage film. The acting was not the best. The plot was simple and straight forward with a dumb ending. I felt the film dragging many times. Apparently you are not allowed to do anything in Thailand without drinking. I can stay at home if I want to watch people sit around drinking and lamenting for 90 minutes.

Guide: F-word, sex, nudity.

Reviewed by mortiis33-969-390769 1 / 10

Low Budget?? This is BEYOND Low budget!

This film infuriated me from the word go, really. I know a lot about low budget filmmaking and I understand that this film is not necessarily the worst low-budget film ever made... but it comes very close. Here are my two main gripes:

1. The acting - absolutely atrocious! From fumbling accents to people who can't cry/look scared properly, the acting in this stinker is all over the place!

2. The clown character in this is NOT menacing at all, with cheap costume, very bad acting (see above) and appalling voice characteristics, this character (who could have worked well) simply flopped.

Now, I am a veteran horror and low budget film watcher, 35+ years experience in watching them, and I have seen many films with HALF the budget of this which have been much better than this (not to mention half the trash that Hollywood spews forth every year).

There's no excuse for this - bad filmmaking that the director should be bloody ashamed of...

Reviewed by omendata 3 / 10

k̄hxbkhuṇ Crap

The acting from the very first moment to the scene with the guy banging the blonde in the bed at the start was utterly atrocious I began to think maybe it was a comedy horror - - I can only assume they were working for free to give their acting portfolios a boost or was this a student film?

It actually gives the impression that 4 or 5 friends went on holiday to Thailand and on the first day decided to make a horror movie as they visited various locations for a sunbathe and smoke a few spliffs - unfortunately the spliffs must have gone to their heads as it was like watching paint dry and it did turn out to be a horror of a movie!

Nothing much happens, the whole thing was pointless. Even the ideas were ripped off from other movies like saw.

The acting destroyed the movie right from the off. Its yet another ripoff but its not worth your time - really just avoid this and watch the much better film "GHOST HOUSE".

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