Jack and the Beanstalk

2009

Action / Adventure / Comedy / Family / Fantasy

10
Rotten Tomatoes Audience - Spilled 30%
IMDb Rating 4.8 10 1459

Synopsis


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Cast

Chloƫ Grace Moretz as Damsel in Distress / Jillian
Katey Sagal as Jack's Mother
Chevy Chase as General Antipode
Madison Davenport as Destiny
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690.98 MB
1280*714
English
NR
23.976 fps
1hr 34 min
P/S 5 / 10
1.43 GB
1920*1072
English
NR
23.976 fps
1hr 34 min
P/S 4 / 5

Movie Reviews

Reviewed by stevesky 3 / 10

Just Horrible

Once you realise that the director works there n the make-up department for most of his life (and still today) you can see why this over acted, badly written, terribly cast sh*t flick is so bad. What you can't believe or understand is how he was allowed to direct it. There must be a much more interesting story there. The writers have only written animated scrips before, so no live film experience which explains why every character in the famous tale is so 1 dimensional. Cameos don't add anything and I sWear you can see the girls eyes moving in some scenes as she reads off dummy cards. Just crap.

Reviewed by Smoreni Zmaj 8 / 10

Loved it :D

Pretty much low-budget, but very entertaining. smart, witty parody on famous fairy-tales, full of cultured humor, without vulgarity and all those nasty things that suppose to be funny these days. Perfect for brain relaxation.

8/10

Reviewed by bananaspider 4 / 10

Too cheesy for grownups so hope kids like

It was beginning to look like a good story. Then the cheesiness came into play. A bit over acted and silly. Again, maybe the very young kids will like this adaptation. I soon lost interest and wished Gilbert Gottfried (the goose) would just shut up already.

The creation of Jack and the Beanstalk, I believe, was hurried and not too much focus on creation. I mean, the giant was not even a giant, more like a big puppet, etc.

Most likely you will take the kids along to a theater to see and hope they will enjoy just the silliness of it all and not my luck of seeing a screener as an adult and no kids along while expecting a totally different style of movie. A More serious adaptation maybe? I think Disney would have done a better job.

My forecast for reviews of Jack and the Beanstalk will be, in grade level, user's (C) and critics (C). Or a 5 rating in IMDb.

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