Action / Crime / Drama / Thriller

Rotten Tomatoes Critics - Rotten 27%
Rotten Tomatoes Audience - Upright 67%
IMDb Rating 6.4 10 82790


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November 28, 2011 at 07:09 PM


Zoe Saldana as Cataleya
Amandla Stenberg as Cat - 10
Max Martini as Agent Robert Williams
Michael Vartan as Danny Delanay
701.38 MB
23.976 fps
1hr 48 min
P/S 2 / 79

Movie Reviews

Reviewed by writingferret 4 / 10

Someone wanted to make a female Jason Bourne but forgot the training part

The summary pretty much sums it up. The movie watches like a 12 year old boy took some notes from a few recent action movies, then proceeded to create a female Jason Bourne, only without any explanation as to how she gained the ability to fight that way. Literally the only nod to any sort of fighting cred from her uncle, guardian, and stated trainer, was his ability to beat the crap out of someone tied to a chair, and to shoot random cars in front of a school in broad daylight and walk calmly away after the cops had already arrived, for some reason.

Then it's like, fast forward, she's a ninja/special ops/Batgirl I guess, but she only goes after Colombian crime lords. No segue. No explanation. Uh.

You can literally watch the trailer for this movie and see all of the actual story that is in the movie.

All that said, the cinematography is pretty good, the soundtrack is good, and the fight scenes are decently done, although they are basically carbon copies of various Jason Bourne scenes.

Reviewed by cinemajesty 5 / 10

The Short-Lived Picture

Movie Review: "Colombiana" (2011)

Sending one of the busiest actresses in Hollywood with three currently active contracts for upcoming movie sequels starting from Paramount Pictures' "Star Trek", 20th Century Fox "Avatar" and Marvel's "Guardians of The Galaxy", Zoe Saldana directed by Olivier Megaton in a script by "Taken" (2008) writers Luc Besson & Robert Mark Kamen comes this senseless revenge action movie, which might have functioned as motion picture entertainment, if the cinematography would have benefited from the explosion-double-cut and mainly pointing-off-the-action editorial by editor Camille Delamarre under staggering at time wooden acting operations, which does not let an obligatory misplaced love story sparking for the leading character of Cataleya, portrayed and carried by Zoe Saldana, who's cold character lost her parents to a vicious drug baron, seeking to balance the bill with at least a well-executed towel to belt fist-on-fist fight scene, confronting the character of Marco, performed by some hostility spreading actor Jordi Moll√°, in a villa bath room location that I am at ease that another 95 Minute action movie (excl. end credits) from Producer Luc Besson's EuroCorp entity had not been entirely wasted.

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Reviewed by adonis98-743-186503 8 / 10

Has it's flaws but it's enjoyable..

A young woman, after witnessing her parents' murder as a child in Bogota, grows up to be a stone-cold assassin. Colombiana benefits from some strong performances by a very talented cast such as Zoe Saldana and Cliff Curtis. The film has a good structure of action and drama but it's story is kinda so so at times for example Cataleya's past comes and goes fast and i wanted a bit more action instead of a forced love story. If it wasn't for Saldana i don't know if i would have enjoyed it that much but it's a watchable movie and it's only for audiences that can appreciate it's style and can overcome it's flaws for everyone else? Is a No Watch without a doubt. (8/10)

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