Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies

2012

Action / Comedy / Horror

42
Rotten Tomatoes Audience - Spilled 21%
IMDb Rating 3.1 10 3615

Synopsis


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Cast

Bill Oberst Jr. as Abraham Lincoln
Kennedy Brice as Little Zombie Girl
720p.BLU
650.96 MB
1280*720
English
R
23.976 fps
1hr 36 min
P/S 2 / 9

Movie Reviews

Reviewed by ProfessorSmashmouth 8 / 10

Not expecting Oscar material given the title, but really fun movie

I rented this to watch with my son. Direct to video, fun premise, that our nation's best president had to battle zombies. Naturally, you aren't expecting anything profoundly serious. Reading some of these reviews you wonder what are people truly expecting. We found it fun to watch, decent action, funny premise, acting was fine, special effects were fine. Obviously not a big budget movie, but it did not look too low budget. Actually worth a watch if you can watch it with a kid and have fun with it. It was a good time watching it with my 11 year old son and a good memory as we are both history buffs but now sometimes talk about how Lincoln not only saved the union and freed the slaves but also slayed vampires and zombies.

Reviewed by OnlyNick 2 / 10

Someone Tell Me What Just Happened

LOLWTF. How do these movies get funding?

I was curious about what high, and completely insane producer paid for this rubbish but Box Office Mojo has no record of this film. Did this waste-of-everything get the green-light as a joke that maybe went too far? Was it even supposed to be released publicly? Was this a Production Co's Staff Christmas Party gag video making fun of the other more esteemed "Lincoln" production being shot elsewhere in the tmz that week?

Were the producer's playing beer-pong one night and the guy who lost had to fund this movie? Or, maybe when this was pitched to them, the producers believed they were funding Abraham Lincoln:Vampire Hunter? Or Lincoln with Daniel Day Lewis? Well, I guess Abraham Lincoln vs Zombies was straight to video, but even then…who paid for the DVD replication? Do you know how many homeless and brilliant directors living on Hollywood Blvd that money could have fed for a month?

I borrowed my DVD copy from the library, and I'm returning my library membership with the movie!

99% of the IMDb members could have done a better job with 1/2 the funding this movie got. Was this like an 8th grade school project made with a donated iPhone (at least the aspect ratio is good-ish)?

Maybe they went over budget on the fake blood, there sure is a lot of it (blood, not budget) and had to cut corners to finish the last 10 days of shooting with $136 and a Wal-mart gift card (for fake blood).

I think Carmel-by-the-Sea, California's Friday Night Seniors Mystery Theater Dinner Night at the Greener Pastures Retirement Village could have done a better job acting this horrible script. Did I manage to insult everyone yet? Is Clint Eastwood still mayor in Carmel? Sorry, I'm not focusing. This is what happens when I see horrible, awful, no good, very bad movies. My 2 rating is too high, now that I think of it.

The director, Richard Schtinkman, oops, Schenkman, dude don't quite your day job. Unless this is your day job and only income. Uhh, just checked out your resume, sorry bud. I guess everyone needs to make a living. Gotta love Hollywood! Hey, give your sound guy a kick in the pants, the location sound sucks! I understand you couldn't mic everyone in the only blocked shot (a static wide shot) you let role for entire scene(s), but…awe never mind. Worst. Movie. Ever.

Can you imagine, some poor old sap is going to be testing out the new movie-on-demand service at Greener Pastures Retirement Village hoping to watch Spielberg's Lincoln and ends up getting Abraham Lincoln vs Zombies. Heh! Classic!

Oh, BTW, I know Zombies (I got a few chained up in the basement...well I think they're zombies anyway) and Zombies don't stop and think and contemplate what people are telling them. Like seriously, you actually thought that would work in your script?

Zombies are remorseless, brain eating machines with no feeling! Hello? Walking Dead, Night of the Living Dead, et al. Argh, if George A. Romero were here right now it would not be fun, let me tell you (if you could see me, you'd notice I'm shaking my fist in the air at you people).

Reviewed by Dark_Lord_Mark 7 / 10

An Actual Good Asylum Movie!

This movie was actually good.

Some people rate movies without watching. ASylum has earned that poor reputation but sometimes there are gems.

This movie is about Abe and him hunting zombies. It is a rip or the much higher budget Abe v Vampires.

Both movies were good guy movies. The Asylum version was good. Well done and acted and had some clever funny moments. It was well done low budget B-movie horror.

I can give this a 6 or a 7 out of 10. If you are remotely interested in B-movies, give this a whirl. It is fun, fast and well paced. It is a pretty unique zombie movie and deserves more credit that it has gotten by people who simply have not watched it.

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